Ken Griffey Jr Going to the Braves... no wait... the Mariners... maybe.

The Seattle Times and eight bazillion other places are reporting that Ken Griffey Jr. will return to the Seattle Mariners for the 2009 season, which is a huge surprise given that yesterday it was reported that he was going to the Braves. So, you know, take it all with a grain of salt.

Oregon Legislation Would Ban Aftermarket Parts

Oregon House Bill 2186 would allegedly ban aftermarket parts when "greener" alternatives are available. Primarily aimed at tires, it would keep enthusiasts from making their cars all fast and furious in the name of better fuel efficiency. Of course, it will be okay to keep driving your Hummer H1, but if you dare wish to add a little better handling to your Civic Hybrid, you're out of luck.

Check out SEMA Action Network (probably not the most unbiased source) for more.

Gregoire to Save $20 Million by Eliminating Adult Care Program

Old and crazy people will have to fend for themselves if Christine Gregoire's plan to cut the budget is approved. The state's Adult Health program costs the state around $20 million annually.

Apparently Ms. Gregoire could not find any better places to cut costs. And I think we can all agree that there are more important things than old and crazy people! Like a $4.2 billion tunnel underneath downtown Seattle. Or the $22 billion social engineering project known as Sound Transit 2. I mean, that's a LOT more important.

Burgerville to Start Serving Beer and Wine... Maybe.

KOMO News reports that Portland/Vancouver institution Burgerville has applied for a liquor license for their new Salmon Creek store. If approved, you would be able to enjoy a local brew with your burger and fries.

Drive-Thru Customer: "I'd like a Tillamook Cheeseburger, and one beer to go, please!"